I was trolling through the local online classifieds this past weekend looking to see what rents are going for in my area. As I started looking through the rest of the classifieds I came across the personal section.
As I looked through the list of Big girls and girls who "just want to be friends" (I have plenty of friends) I noticed quite a few obvious gold diggers. Girls who only want a military man, and obviously for the military pension and benefits.
And this is not an assumption. When a girl says "I don't care what you look like as long as you're a military man" well SHE'S DOING IT FOR THE MONEY!!!
This gave me the idea to see just what kind of gold diggers are out there, by posting some fool's gold...
I posted an ad in the singles section stating that I had two tickets to a sold out show and was looking for a girl who liked the band as much as I do. Note, I never said I was looking for a girl to take. I also imposed an additional time constraint of wanting to get to know them prior to the show.
This meeting will provide me the opportunity to see the girls skills in action; and who knows, maybe I'll take them back to their place. I'll post the results next week after the concert, which I will be attending with my homies.
Monday, February 25, 2008
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Relationship Season
Last Friday(Feb 15) marked the beginning of "Relationship Season". Now you're thinking one of two things:
"Relationships are for suckers" (The man does have a valid point)
"Whats 'Relationship Season'?" (I expected as much)
Relationship Season is the only time of year that you suckers who must have relationships should have active relationships. The season begins on February 15 and runs through October 30. Anytime during this period it is tolerable to have an active relationship.
You're probably thinking, "What makes this time of year so special? Do women nag less during this time?" (That's hilarious)
This is the time of year that does not have a relationship holiday. What I mean by that is you aren't expected to take your girl to the river on memorial day. (Why bring sand to the beach?) Same is true for Independence Day and Labor Day. None of these holidays bring with them the expectation of doing something with your special gal. Thus if you must have a relationship this is the best time to have one.
Now there are obviously some of you who have questions about the off season, which is actually the time of year where its game on. Now some of you are thinking that the October 30 cutoff seems early, since Veteran's Day is not a relationship holiday. There are three great reasons for the season ending when it does:
1. If you plan on resuming the relationship when the season starts up again, she's more likely to figure it out if you keep dumping her the week before Thanksgiving. (even though she's dumb enough to take you back in February.)
2. Girls let out their inner skank on Halloween like no other. Well maybe New Year's Eve, but you'd take Christmas twice a year if you could right? You guys who care enough to have a relationship will want to be single when the girls start acting skanky, especially if you go for the kind who dig the "my girlfriend left me yesterday" type.
3. If you do not plan on breaking off the relationship when the season ends you certainly don't want to start one so close to Thanksgiving and Christmas. You're only dooming yourself to the inevitable akwardness of to invite to dinner and what to buy them. And you're the biggest sucker on earth. (yes, you're all tied for biggest)
So for you relationship types, enjoy your season opener, the rest of us will keep on pimpin.
"Relationships are for suckers" (The man does have a valid point)
"Whats 'Relationship Season'?" (I expected as much)
Relationship Season is the only time of year that you suckers who must have relationships should have active relationships. The season begins on February 15 and runs through October 30. Anytime during this period it is tolerable to have an active relationship.
You're probably thinking, "What makes this time of year so special? Do women nag less during this time?" (That's hilarious)
This is the time of year that does not have a relationship holiday. What I mean by that is you aren't expected to take your girl to the river on memorial day. (Why bring sand to the beach?) Same is true for Independence Day and Labor Day. None of these holidays bring with them the expectation of doing something with your special gal. Thus if you must have a relationship this is the best time to have one.
Now there are obviously some of you who have questions about the off season, which is actually the time of year where its game on. Now some of you are thinking that the October 30 cutoff seems early, since Veteran's Day is not a relationship holiday. There are three great reasons for the season ending when it does:
1. If you plan on resuming the relationship when the season starts up again, she's more likely to figure it out if you keep dumping her the week before Thanksgiving. (even though she's dumb enough to take you back in February.)
2. Girls let out their inner skank on Halloween like no other. Well maybe New Year's Eve, but you'd take Christmas twice a year if you could right? You guys who care enough to have a relationship will want to be single when the girls start acting skanky, especially if you go for the kind who dig the "my girlfriend left me yesterday" type.
3. If you do not plan on breaking off the relationship when the season ends you certainly don't want to start one so close to Thanksgiving and Christmas. You're only dooming yourself to the inevitable akwardness of to invite to dinner and what to buy them. And you're the biggest sucker on earth. (yes, you're all tied for biggest)
So for you relationship types, enjoy your season opener, the rest of us will keep on pimpin.
Monday, February 18, 2008
Help -> About -> Notregis' Guide
Welcome New Readers!
This should apply to all of you as this is the first post.
I thought I should begin by laying the groundrules of what this is, is not, and how it came about. I will answer these in reverse order since this is also the way posts are listed (because none of the late comers will want to start at the beginning)
This is the result of a series of conversations I had with a coworker about our respective experiences with women and his insistance that I put my teachings in a book or something. Well since my life is too busy to have a publisher hounding me for progress, you all get to benefit from my wisdom for free. (at least until I see a six-figure advance in my near future)
I am not another one of those guys who wants to teach you how to pick up women in the club, at the coffee shop, at the waiting room of the OB/GYN (creepy.) There are too many of those out there and I hope someone will take my life the day I find it more satisfying to help some guy "renting" his mother's basement get a hot chick than to get the hot chick myself.
That being said my goal is to create a guide for those with ability. If you've picked up at least one girl, these posts will probably help you. If you consistantly take home the hottest girl, then you probably already know most of the things I'll be talking about. I will be sharing ideas that I have developed personally, as well as things that I have learned from others.
Which brings me to the disclaimer: I first started listening to Tom in 2nd grade, so if you have already herd something that I posted from The Professor you should consider it to have been posted as an act of respect in the hopes of spreading his teachings and you do not have to let me know that Tom said it first.
This should apply to all of you as this is the first post.
I thought I should begin by laying the groundrules of what this is, is not, and how it came about. I will answer these in reverse order since this is also the way posts are listed (because none of the late comers will want to start at the beginning)
This is the result of a series of conversations I had with a coworker about our respective experiences with women and his insistance that I put my teachings in a book or something. Well since my life is too busy to have a publisher hounding me for progress, you all get to benefit from my wisdom for free. (at least until I see a six-figure advance in my near future)
I am not another one of those guys who wants to teach you how to pick up women in the club, at the coffee shop, at the waiting room of the OB/GYN (creepy.) There are too many of those out there and I hope someone will take my life the day I find it more satisfying to help some guy "renting" his mother's basement get a hot chick than to get the hot chick myself.
That being said my goal is to create a guide for those with ability. If you've picked up at least one girl, these posts will probably help you. If you consistantly take home the hottest girl, then you probably already know most of the things I'll be talking about. I will be sharing ideas that I have developed personally, as well as things that I have learned from others.
Which brings me to the disclaimer: I first started listening to Tom in 2nd grade, so if you have already herd something that I posted from The Professor you should consider it to have been posted as an act of respect in the hopes of spreading his teachings and you do not have to let me know that Tom said it first.
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