Fool's Gold

I was trolling through the local online classifieds this past weekend looking to see what rents are going for in my area. As I started looking through the rest of the classifieds I came across the personal section.

As I looked through the list of Big girls and girls who "just want to be friends" (I have plenty of friends) I noticed quite a few obvious gold diggers. Girls who only want a military man, and obviously for the military pension and benefits.

And this is not an assumption. When a girl says "I don't care what you look like as long as you're a military man" well SHE'S DOING IT FOR THE MONEY!!!

This gave me the idea to see just what kind of gold diggers are out there, by posting some fool's gold...

I posted an ad in the singles section stating that I had two tickets to a sold out show and was looking for a girl who liked the band as much as I do. Note, I never said I was looking for a girl to take. I also imposed an additional time constraint of wanting to get to know them prior to the show.

This meeting will provide me the opportunity to see the girls skills in action; and who knows, maybe I'll take them back to their place. I'll post the results next week after the concert, which I will be attending with my homies.