The Ten Commandments

In the near future I will be discussing The Ten Commandments. Not because I think Charleton Heston is cool (you damn, dirty apes), but because they are important rules to live by.



The Ten Commandments

1. NEVER take a girl back to your place.




2. NEVER spend more than $40 on a date.




3. NEVER go out on a date during the daylight.




4. NEVER take a girl out on a Friday or Saturday.




5. NEVER give a girl your number.




6. NEVER be unwilling to leave a girl when she acts up on a date.




7. NEVER believe a girl when she says she's on birth control.




8. NEVER let a girl know how much you actually make.




9. NEVER keep a girl who wants to be your friend.




10. NEVER fish off the company pier if you like your job.

Each one of these commandments will be given its own post in the coming weeks. I've posted them in the order I will discuss them, and not in the order of importance, they are all important.