We've all had to do it. Telling a girl that she's not doing it for you anymore. There are so many ways that it can happen, and sometimes it can be a disaster.
However, if you have the forethought to realize that you're going to have to kick her to the curb and you don't think she sees it coming then I invite you to use my favorite method.
You will need to do some advanced planning, but the first step is to convince her to make dinner for the two of you. The fancier the dinner the better. (For you really sick bastards out there, get her to cook a meal that will take her all day to prepare.)
If you need to, make up some sort of lame excuse for the special meal. In either case you want this to be a high class affair. You should both dress like you are going out to the nicest restaruant in town. (If you wear a suit you should either wear one you don't care about anymore, or make sure you'll be having white wine with your meal.)
When the day arrives show up for dinner and play along as if everything is fine. Eat and then when you are finished, but before she gets up to clear the dishes tell her this:
"I think this meal in a lot of ways symbolizes our relationship. It looks wonderful on the table, but ultimately it was nauseating and totally unfulfilling. Don't call me"
Then you walk out the door.
You should probably expect her wine glass to be headed your way at some point between when you finish the statement and drive away, but thats just part of the adventure.
Also you should practice the line so you can deliver it with a straight face.
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